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Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.
Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.
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Ashlee

The name Ashlee means "ash tree". Ashlee is beautiful and like no other. She loves animals, cats in particular. She has brown hair and hazel eyes. She will often have a medium size group of friends and a small group of best friends. She is very clever and talented. She is passionate about learning and will succeed in life. She has beautiful big eyes and has a palish skin. It is hard for her to make big decisions. She is shy at first glance but if you truely get to know her, you wouldn't even think it. Sometimes she is a little bossy but, isn't everyone?
Wow, your eyes are such Ashlee's.
by Alexandra_jasmine October 1, 2018
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Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.
"It was acid reflux!"
by SgtSalad November 22, 2004
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Ashtré

Ashtré (ash-trey)
-Noun

Someone on imgoth who has a high ego, acts like they know thing they do not really know and uses Google searches to try and pretend they know, always wants to be the center of attention and becomes jealous of anyone that appears to get more attention and think lots of girls want them when when in reality the think he's a loser.
user1: I'm FUCKING Telly, girls think I'm a badass hacker.

user2: You're just a pathetic Ashtré and have to lie to girls about being a "badass hacker" to try to get with them. Only an Ashtré would do something that desperate, pathetic, and lame. Your failed concept of an idea was as simple as you thinking "If I make them think I'm a badass hacker I'm a get my dick sucked". You can try to pay a girl and she still wouldn't want your dick in her mouth for the fact that you're Ashtré, so pretending to be a hacker is fail from start Telly.
by (naht) December 17, 2009
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ashlee hung

1. the inevitable marriage between the two worst singers of our era: Ashlee Simpson and William Hung.

2. A person who lip syncs to william hung..or sounds like both.
Dean:Hey Mark, is that a cat dying I hear?
Mark: No man, its just an Ashlee Hung.
by bug_eyed_monster September 8, 2005
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ashlee

the best girl in the entire world. she is perfect in EVERY way:} everything about her is flawless. she is fun, smart , pretty and nice and i could never ask for more!
eric: have u seen that ashlee chick?

joey:no man why
eric:oh man ur missin out!
by eric the ashlee lover January 2, 2014
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Ashlee Simpson

An ugly fuck who doesnt know how to sing at all and sounds like a cat getting hit by a tractor. Also is notorious for being a ho and doing the ho-down. Is the most untalented retard in the United States, and got booed by 72,000+ people at the orange bowl half time.
"pretty pink circle's fault?"
by love January 12, 2005
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