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ASBAT

The type of expat mostly found working in the assholes of the world such as Somalia, Yemen, Nigeria etc, and who boasts about working in such places in the same way chav's boast about their ASBO as a ''badge of honour''.

The typical ASBAT is a dumb illiterate halfwit loser from Europe, North Amercia or the Antipodes. He spends his free time pissed-up in the local fly ridden bar boring everyone with stories of his adventures in other assholes of the world, whilst sneeringly attempting to delude himself and fellow ASBAT's that where they are is far better than every developed country in the world. In his remaining spare time he sings karaoke and rapes/beats his maid.
Trev: ''I met an awfully unsavoury character in the hotel bar last night - said his name was Rob and that he works in Yemen. He was stood in a puddle of his own piss and kept going on and on about how exciting it is watching the tanks mow down protestors. He was extremely thick.''

Larry: ''He sounds like a right ASBAT''
by Welsh Geoff May 14, 2011
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AssBath

The act of sticking your ass on the bath faucet, so then the water can spill down you spine, into your ass, and then through your ballsack into the bathtub.
John: OMG this AssBath feels so good

Greg: Its also great for cleaning the shit out of your ass
by LolMan March 11, 2012
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Ashvath

A person who is Smart, Intelligent, Powerful and is Lucky.
You are a Ashvath.
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ashwathi

Coconut goddess.
It comes from the Malayalam language and is a popular name for girls in south India.
Her name is ashwathi yet ironically she hates coconuts
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assbath

to line up the ass hole directly on a person's nose and to sit down abruptly while the person is sleeping, high, or being held down by other people.
Dude hold down Kip and i'll give him an assbath!
by George W. Bush April 24, 2003
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AshAttacks

A Minecraft YouTuber who create epic funny commentaries and Minecraft montages.
AshAttacks is poggers.
by Ash’s Biggest Fan December 3, 2020
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ashwath

a good looking dreamer who is given to frequent bouts of delusional aristocracy especially when practically unemployed.
Ravee:Ahh,pass me the caviar and gold spoon please,also put on some mozart.

Her:. . .

Her:STOP BEING SUCH AN ASHWATH,RAVEE!!!
by GKGKGK October 31, 2011
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