ASE CMAT

National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence Certified Master Automotive Technician.

To attain such status a technician with at least 2 years experience must elect to take and pass a series of 8 written tests put on by the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence. To maintain such status the technician must also retake recertification tests which are shorter but tend to be more difficult every 5 years. www.ase.com

Take your car to Bob's Garage and have Tim look at it, he's an ASE CMAT.

by adtmatt May 27, 2010

ase beedz

1) What makes one sexy, incredibly awesome, etc. Most specifically Auron.

2) An exclaimation. Usually positive.

3) A saying used repeatedly to annoy the living hell out of someone.

"Damn, did you see that guy?"
"ASE BEEDZ!"

by S. December 5, 2004

Ola k ase

Popular internet meme generally represented by a llama (animal) for the Spanish phrase "Hola, que hace?" which translated to English means "Hey, what's up?"

#1: Ola k ase?
#2: Nothing much, here just chillin'

by bastian_se. September 7, 2013

The real Asing effect

-To give or be give knowledge and wisdom earned by seeking the truth.

- causing the total meltdown of those infected by idiocy.

- the saying or mentioning of wet by females.

The understanding that lies are tied in with hatred, status and control don't do well with me, this is why I'm ahead of the game and why I am constantly in the real Asing effect mode.

by Truthwavy1 September 7, 2019

ase

she is pretty and beautiful but she dont know that

i want to be a ase!!!!

by shhhhhhhhh i wont telll July 2, 2021

Ase

A dum woman who never likes to play out side.

Dad:go touch grass
You:no I’m ase

by The little piss April 17, 2022

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011