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A prime example of a "contagious" trend of overused verbage.
A young girl came into my shop the other day. She was all of six years old. EVERY (yes, no kidding) sentence that came out of her mouth began with the word "actually". It didn't matter what she was responding to.
Mom: "Ashely, what color would you like to paint that mug for Grandma?"
Ashely: "Actually, I think pink would be nice. Actually, no, maybe blue would be better".
Mom: "I think either would be great".
Ashely: "Actually, I think Grandma would actually like both colors together. Actually, maybe we could call her and ask what she would like more?"
Mom: "Well then it wouldn't be a surprise".
Ashely: "Actually, you're right. Actually I think I'll just use both colors".

Ok, so I'm probably very anal about this, but I found myself counting how many times the kid used the "A" word.
Gawd, I'm such a goober....
by Kaaren September 22, 2005
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actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 2, 2021
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im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.
Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.
by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009
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Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit
Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"
by Nexus December 13, 2004
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asaptually

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
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Reproduce Asexually

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
You know what, go reproduce asexually.
by Tin Vogt June 7, 2019
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Erm Actually

they are a NERD ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually itโ€™s
idiot: NERD
by pantaking69 August 14, 2022
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