acme

Company Wile E. Coyote always ordered his equipment from, usually with disasterous results. Now in use to denote a shoddy, cheap, or inferior product, the use of which will probably lead to certain doom.

We needed a professional welder, but all we had was Doug and his Acme set.

My drums were stolen, so I'm getting by with this Acme set.

The good news is, they finished my x-rays; the bad news is, I think I saw 'Acme' on the side of the machine.

(Squinting at footage of the shuttle blowing up) Wait... I see... a... c... m... e...

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

AskMen.com

A website for insecure macho egotistical dumbasses that try to be "manly" by taking orders from some fraud (a waste of life) who gets rich off writing complete bullshit. Apparently, it is quite manly to be an ignorant dumbass.

From AskMen.com's article about 10 "subtle" ways to tell her she's too fat (because it isn't manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn't give two shits)

1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.

If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.

by ThePublisher November 26, 2010

Ascension

The first DLC installment in Call of Duty Black Ops. The main four characters arrive at a Soviet cosmodrome abandoned by the remnants of the "Ascension" group and are met with a horde of zombies, given the new perks (Stamin-Up and PhD Flopper) new weapons (Matroyshka Dolls and Gersch Device) they must outwit those of the undead. Also,this was the first map to introduce easter eggs.

My favorite map on Black Ops is Ascension

by Group935 August 2, 2017

assmeg

lowest form of human intelligence

Mephisto thinks he's the shiz-nit, but he's nothing but an assmeg.

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

AscendedSION

a person who is highly skilled in playing games.

"aww dude, that guy is a total ascendedsion."

by TAX_EVADERMLGSUNCREAM July 23, 2021

ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self

We be ascendin' funky all day

by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023

ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

by Jafje February 12, 2007