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aristocrat 

An extremely good looking Italian nobleman from an ancient family. He is pale, well built, tall with brown black wavy hair slicked back, prefers dark custom made conservative clothes, with pants that reveal his grand manliness, wears handmade oxford tie shoes, one piece of jewelry only a gold family ring, speaks three langauges, is always polite, speaks English with an English accent, is confident in business and desired at parties. In love he is the king of swordsman.
There look she found herself an aristocrat in Rome.
aristocrat by GianniV May 26, 2006
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natural aristocrat 

An alcoholic beverage created by combining a fine cognac with natural light
I love drinking natural aristocrats, because im rich and really trashy.

aristocrat 

his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.

Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
You can't tell the aristocrat among pussies
aristocrat by @mrkulci December 15, 2020

Aristocrat 

The Word Aristocrat - Aristocrats Is Coming from the greek word Αριστοκρατια or Αριστοκρατης Is for people who makes a high class life, with a few words for those who have a lot of money with high class cars, jewelry, or kings & princesses, and sometimes for some who are government executives, but it is not necessary for all
This man is Aristocrat in greek Αριστοκρατης He spends a lot of money with expensive cars night life and expensive crafts & ships
Aristocrat by OGfunk June 15, 2018

aristocrat 

In comedy aristocrats are jokes that are too offensive for comedians to tell to non comedians.
jacob pulled the hardest aristocrat I've heard in years with his ''muh niggers'' act
aristocrat by @mrkulci December 15, 2020

nonconformist-aristocrat

Someone who does not accept the status quo, aiming for an organic state without the current bourgeois evils:
democracy, capitalism, liberalism, socialism, communism, fascism, nationalism, populism, progressivism, feminism, globalization, market technology, racism, left-right wing dichotomy, economism, organized religions, ecumenism, materialism, gay rights, statism, republicanism, atheism, human rights, totalitarianism, consumerism, humanism, modernism, abortion, international financial system and technocracy.
The nonconformist-aristocrat wants at all costs to prevent the decline of the world.

No Aristocrat August 

Where russian aristocrats lose their rank for a month.
"Hello, Russian Aristocracy."
"No, i'm participating in No Aristocrat August."
No Aristocrat August by funxpy July 19, 2022