Antipoon 

A term used to describe someone who is so bad looking or so awkward with women that they can't get any action. This should not be mistaken with someone who gets no action as these people will never get any action.
Can also be used to desribe someone who is well known to be a cock-blocker, who constantly ruins the chances of many people to get poon.
It is widely agreed that these people should be locked away or, better yet, put down.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, he had this girl practically all over him last night and he still got nothing.
Dude 2: He's such an antipoon.

Example 2:
Dude 1: hey, you know that ginger dude at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah..
Dude 1: Well, i was getting with this smoking hot chick right, and he just comes barging in shouting "ohhh, you're getting it down there dude".
Dude 2: He did that to me once. What a fucking antipoon.

Antipoon by pilz09 June 11, 2009

anticipatience

The act of excited but calm waiting, like for that of a fun activity. Inspired by the drawn-out 'antici........pation!' exclaimed by Dr. Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

Eric waited all day with anticipatience for the UNC vs.Duke basketball game.

anticipatience by The B-Rex February 14, 2009

Anticipation High 

The high you get when you are about to use a drug. Not an actual high, but a feeling of being high before you get high. Similar to a contact high. Can make the police think you are high when they pull you over, but you were simply looking forward to getting high.

"Dude, did you smoke up before i got here?"

"Nah man, it's just an anticipation high."

Anticipation High by Chosen Sloth March 25, 2010

Door lock anticipation 

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.

Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!

Door lock anticipation by cindy whatever September 1, 2005

anticipointment 

a gut wrenching emotion felt deep in the belly of a person unrealistically looking forward to an upcoming event immediately after the reality of extreme disapointment has replaced the anticipated happiness

Heather felt nothing but anticipointment after she was told that "her" scholarship was awarded to some nerd who never takes his nose out a text book.

anticipointment by dp916 February 14, 2004

Anticipation boner 

The boner you get when anticipating something sexy, or sex itself. Can be a major headache if the anticipated sexual event does not occur.

I saw the new show, "How to look good naked", and got a huge anticipation boner, but was very disappointed when I saw no actual nudity and a gay prick running his mouth for 30 minutes.

Anticipation boner by njriv April 7, 2010

anticipate 

to expect

I anticipate you to be here on time.

anticipate by david May 27, 2003