Ive come to make an announcement

Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.

by Jarinsiri October 27, 2021

Announcer Mode

The expression of ones voice, louder than is necessary when talking normally with others. Generally applied to extremely loud South Africans that cant talk quietly, especially when high.

Byron has gone announcer mode, everyone can hear hes talking about anal.

by Jebus The bad man June 19, 2008

announcer's booth

the one particular booth (or table) in a restaurant containing the people whose conversation is loud enough to be heard over all the other conversations in all the other booths.

"I'm sorry, how long did the doctor say you have to live? I couldn't hear you because of the announcer's booth over there."

by Nerdzar June 16, 2012

Ring Announcer

A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.

Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?

by CoreyHaimes October 28, 2010

Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome)

When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.

Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).

by lmaoR March 24, 2009

Announcement

A terrible death to die

The teachers announcement was so long that Jane died listening to it

by Dictionary20 July 2, 2014

To Be Announced

1) Commonly abbreviated "TBA" on tickets and the like, To Be Announced is a common occurrence in sports and concerts. It simply means that a contender or act has not yet been officially announced to appear at the venue by the powers-that-be.

Although similar, with a bit of overlap, this is not to be confused with "To Be Determined" (TBD). That one implies that such an announcement cannot be made at all until certain conditions are met.

2) Apparently, To Be Announced is also the name of a relatively obscure band.

The tickets for next week's Sixers game say To Be Announced, because the other team forfeited. I guess we'll wait and see who it is.

by Trey4Life June 27, 2012