ancestree

Instead of clumsily talking about one's 'ancestry' and again about one's 'family tree,' we can instead speak with more precision about one's ancestree.

That blue blood family was a little too 'close' (ahem) with sometimes not enough branching out in their ancestree, if you know what I mean.

Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.

by Neologian-PJG March 31, 2013

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9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

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Ancestral Species

I had to define this today in science... If you do to, it means a species that is the ancestor of another decsending species.

Wolves are an ancestral species. They created dogs with artificial selection.

by Griggles October 16, 2020

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Ancestory.com

A dating website for rednecks to find out which cousin to fuck next

Person 1- You should go on a dating website and find someone besides your sister
Redneck- okay, I'll go on Ancestory.com!
Person 1- why?
Redneck- to fuck my other relatives besides my sister
Person 1- why do I still hang out with you..

by GeekyFireheart July 25, 2018

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