Aloe

This teen with a shit ton of trauma made by a random person on the internet

idk what to write for an example of Aloe lol

by bugsyyyyyyyyy May 14, 2025

Aloe Vera

The most delicious and addicting drink of all time.

Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.

by mylenaurelie March 13, 2018

aloe mouthpiece

a form fitting piece for the mouth that helps provide fillatio by applying aloe vera to a sunburned penis. used in gay sex.

That dudes got that aloe mouthpiece.
What a ferg!

by stogey March 31, 2008

aloe shower

The liberal surprise application of Aloe Vera scented baby oil during a sexual act.

I've ruined my sheets because I aloe showered some hussy last night.

by H-Dawggg February 2, 2014

Aloe Vera

A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.

Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?

Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.

Sally: That's digusting.

Timmy: Agreed.

by Dandhi March 28, 2010

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

Aloe Vera lips

When a girl’s vaginal lips are so wet that the penis/strap just falls out. Therefore the penis can only go around the lips like lipstick.

My girl was so wet she had Aloe Vera Lips

by Daddycumslut69 November 12, 2019