Grayson Allen

A dirty bitch.

Person 1: Grayson Allen is a dirty bitch
Person 2: That doesn't make sense, you're basically saying that a dirty bitch is a dirty bitch.

by whyyoutrippin March 15, 2022

Allman Brothers

The REAL greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers were a blues-rock band from Macon, Georgia. There were actually only two real "Allman brothers" in the band, Duane (the 2nd greatest guitarist of all time, according to Rolling Stone), and Gregg, who played organ. The other members were lead guitarist Dickey Betts, bassist Berry Oakley, and drummers Butch Trucks and Jaimoe Johanson. Sadly, Duane Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1971, and Berry Oakley met the same fate just a year later. The remaining members stumbled along until the early '80s, when they dissolved due to infighting and drug abuse. They reunited with several new members in 1989, and continue to tour. In 2000, Dickey Betts was fired because of his alcoholism, and the band has continued without him.

Seriously, Lynyrd Skynyrd is great, but they are far from the greatest southern rock band of all time. The Allman Brothers invented the genre, and they're still the best.

by your Lord and Savior October 23, 2007

Woody Allen

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.

one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.

by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

Ray Allened

to get fucked over by someone; just like Ray Allen fucked over the Boston Celtics by signing with the Miami Heat

"Hey bro, I saw your girl making out with the guy who choked your dog to death. She really Ray Allened you man"

by RisK July 8, 2012

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”

Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

by HeyKaiLookI’mOnUrbanDictionary January 3, 2020

Keegan Allen

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.

What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?

by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Ken Allen

Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.

Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?

by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020