Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010

Algoreaphobic

A sufferer of Algoreaphobia

Person 1: "So you hear the government approved that new coal fired power station?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the ministers are all algoreaphobic!"

by The Nomadic Scotsman May 21, 2011

agoraphobia

1. The fear of people with the name Gore. this is especially Al Gore (The guy from Al Gore's Global Warning)

2. The fear of the Outside This is mainly seen with Drugees and EMO's

Guy 1: I have a real agoraphobia
Guy 2: Yeah i Know Al Gore is a scary son of a *****
Guy 1: No dumb ass I'm afraid of the outside
Guy 2: Bye, i dont Hang out with Freaking EMOs

by Mobmaster December 27, 2007

agoreaphobia

A horror-house-level fear of speeches by da infamous "snippy Democrat" Albert A.

Considering how repulsive da 45th vice president could be, it's little wonder dat so many folks had agoreaphobia; it's definitely an "inconvenient truth".

by QuacksO October 11, 2023