The fear of people named Alterna and/or the word Alterna
Alternaphobia is a type of phobia that originated from the 'True Godverse Wiki', the users of the wiki had a fear of their article being deleted by an admin named Alterna due to their page being total bullshit.
The first person to ever have this phobia is 'H5_67', the official CEO of the phobia being Esalt.
Person 1: 'I hope my article doesn't get deleted by alterna'
Person 2: 'Oh, so you have Alternaphobia too huh?'
Irrational fear of climate change in a world that already has a constantly changing climate.
The doc told me I was just suffering from algoraphobia. It's treatable, and soon I can start driving my car again, turn on my furnace, and even light up my charcoal grill once in a while.