Alex Turner

A complete hottie. Did I mention that he's British and the lead singer of the most amazing band ever, the Arctic Monkeys. The sight of his chiselled chin will make your insides melt. His always combed to perfection hair and perfectly fit clothes will have you reconsidering breaking up with your boyfriend.

Wow! Who is he?...... Alex Turner? Damnnn....

by Calista is my name October 15, 2019

Alex Turner

the hottest fucking human you will ever see in your life

Hey you know Alex Turner?
Oh yeah that really hot guy?
Yeah the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys

by alex turner is so hot September 28, 2021

Alex Turner

God. God of lyrics, voices and guitarists. He's hot, but oversexualised. He and Miles Kane are gay for eachother, but some people say that's humbug. Then again, this relationship is oversexualised. By the way, Alex Turner is a rock drummer.

Psychologist: 'What did you dream about last night?'

Person: 'Alex Turner.'
Psychologist: 'That's what you say every time.'
Person: 'I know, Right?'

by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

alex turner

the sexiest mf in the world, a talented man, aka alex the band guy

"do you know Alex Turner?"
"who's Alex?"
"the band guy"

by alexturnersgf June 28, 2021

Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.

Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Alex Turnerists

a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.

person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.

by nOtAtSuMuMIyA March 26, 2023