Alamoddism

The act of stopping teen pregnancy by taking it in the ass. Cause the ass doesn't have ovaries.

One dude jumps the other dude from the behind and he falls.
Other bypasser: ALAMODDISM!

by Yggyhh April 17, 2010

amaimon

One of the eight princes of hell takes in the title of Earth King. Keeps a bored face and personality. Married to a mortal by the name of Chiyu or Ronni.

Lollipops and earth represent Amaimon who lives in Gehenna.

by Amaimon June 22, 2017

Los Alamos

An oasis of social ineptitude located in the mountains of northern New Mexico. Has more PhD's per capita than anywhere else, and a self satisfied and pretentious attitude. The majority of the population wears socks with sandals and is either vastly over payed, or not payed enough. Incredibly dull, unless nuclear fission gets you hard.

"Hey, want to have fun? Thats too bad, because we're in Los Alamos"

by Imperator07 March 1, 2009

The Alamo

1. Also known as the San Antonio de Valero, a mission in San Antonio, Texas most widely known for the battle that took place there.

2. The name of the battle and the siege that took place in February and March of 1836 where hundreds (the true number of defenders is really unknown) of Texans (Tejano or white) defended the mission, now a fort, because they believe if they lose San Antonio, back then the largest city in Texas, all chances for Independence will be lost, but instead fuelled the idea of Independence.

3. The famouse battle cry used in the Battle of San Jacinto.

4. The official nickname for San Antonio.

5. The most haunted site in Texas.

6. Anything named after the battle or mission.

1. Me: I always see The Alamo while I'm wondering in Downtown San Antonio.

2. Teacher: Today we will learn the significance of the Battle of The Alamo on Texas History.

3. Texas Soldier: Remember The Alamo!!!

4. The Alamo City.

5. Scared Tourist: Holy Shit, The Alamo is Haunted!!!!

6. The Alamodome.

by Loki353637 August 5, 2008

Alimot

a beautiful girl that is very chill . she dont let niggas run her and she'll beat anybody ass who try to disrespect her. she real life cool and dont fuck with fake bitches or niggas.

Damn y'all heard about that bitch Alimot? She cool and fine asf.

by killateeee March 22, 2017

allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus

more commonly known as Pomerantz.

a mythical beast with the head of an alligator, the neck of a brontosaurus, wings and feet of an ostrich, udder of a cow, tail of a bunny, and the horn of a unicorn. the neck has the stripes of a zebra, the body has spots like a cow, and the neck has spikes protruding from its spine.
this beast is capable of breathing fire like a dragon. it also possesses a unique capability in that when a body part is cut off, it can not only regenerate that body part, but the severed part with generate an entirely new being.

The Kraken is nothing compared to the Pomerantz. There's no way a giant squid can take down an allimoomoostrichragonunnycornebrasaurus.

by stegosaurus May 19, 2009

Alamogordo

A small city in New Mexico with few hangouts for teenagers which include: Wal-Mart,the Mall(really a hall),Sonic, Denny's and more recently, Plateau Expresso. Recently had a flood after years of drought because some political genius decided that he would fill in the arroyos. Full of posers and full of old people. Next to Holloman Air Force Base and White Sands which is where the atomic bomb was first tested at in 1945,
which probably explains a lot. I suspect the nuclear fallout is affecting people's brains. Gossip runs rampant and if you live here it kind-of makes you want to kill yourself or others. Nice place though.

If you end up in Alamogordo, you will probably never get out.
At least not for long.
See you at Denny's!
=)

by LaiRaye January 12, 2007