alterbate

using the opposite hand to which you would regularly masturbate with

i felt like something different today, so i used my left hand to alterbate

by santizi August 7, 2009

Asturbate

To masturbate in your head without ever touching yourself.

Friend-do you masturbate?
You-Nah man, I asturbate because it's a sin to touch yourself.
Friend- Wow, you're a loser

by Mt_2013 April 10, 2015

Assturbate

To use a butt to masturbate one's penis.

I never care about the face or the body. I just grab the hips and use that ass to assturbate my cock.

by Fkrtist September 4, 2013

assterbate

anal masterbation

That skank ho was assterbating with her butt plug

by fizgig April 7, 2003

airsterbate

The act of mimicing masterbastion with your hand in front of your body. Usually when someone is bragging, lying, or going on and on about something.

When Gino AGAIN started telling women about his 'fishing 'experiences, all we started to airsterbate.

by mrkymrk July 18, 2009

Angsterbate

(Ang-ster-beyt)verb, -bated, -bating.

To shamelessly angst over your life and how sad and pathetic it is for the sheer pleasure of it, often resulting in verbal or emotional climax.

"Man, last night I angsterbated. It felt soooo good."

"And she wouldn't stop angsterbating! Talk about verbal climax all over the keyboard!"

"Yep. I do angsterbate. Don't you?"

by Allison DC January 7, 2009

Assterbation

the practise of rubbing ones genitals while dancing.

Mrs. Rode said if she sees assterbation on the dance floor she will put on her jacket and leave

by Chrissy Rode December 4, 2009