Walder Frey Abortion

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015

Surprise Adoption

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

by Bexxe October 1, 2010

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

adorption

when Trump pro-controlling womens bodies people try to replace 2 letters in abortion to spell adoption but are absolute idiots that can't spell

yeah im pro-adorption not pro-choice

by a pissed mf bitch January 7, 2021

Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

clap abortion

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.

"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."

by GarthF February 8, 2006