AYFKMRN

Acronym for "Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now?", commonly used throughout the United States as an exclamation displaying surprise over recent events or ridiculous situations. Often heard on Facebook, and some office environments. Origins trace back to Flint, Michigan.

Having just found out that her stalker had joined her own softball team, she exclaimed, "AYFKMRN?"

by LloydBraun April 24, 2011

Ayfsrn

Are you fucking serious right now

Person 1: I just deepthroated a fudgesicle and accidentally swallowed it
Person 2: Ayfsrn?

by t-dizzel January 4, 2017

AYFKMYSPOS

a response to something that is inexplicably stupid: Are You Fucking Kidding Me You Stupid Piece Of Shit?

eileen: i am going to have a child.
people in earshot: AYFKMYSPOS?

by John.AZ.V January 13, 2009

AYFKM

It's a text acronym for "Are you fucking kidding me?" as in, can you believe he/she just did that/said that, etc. A longer version of WTF.

I just caught him cheating again!!!
AYFKM?!?!?!?!?!

by lizzibee2 April 12, 2014

Ayosmio

the hispanic way of saying "ay Dios mio" no spanish person should ever need to say the whole thing. Thats how we tell the english and spanish apart.

Rafael: Ayosmio
Micaela: What happen?

by god of all things bimbly May 12, 2004

AYFKM

Are you fucking kidding me???

I've been to the DMV three times this week and I still haven't got my plates.

AYFKM!?!?

by ZaZa G January 27, 2019

Ayfs

Are you free of spies

X: ayfs?
Y: yeah no one’s here

by kristenbell May 26, 2019