The process of trying to get oneself clean after a shit that leaves your butthole agape. Most common after a dropping a deuce with the consistency of Georgia Red Clay.
Why were you in the bathroom so long?" "I was actually done pretty quick, but then it turned into an autograph session when I was wiping my ass. I still don't feel clean...I just know my butt's going to be itchy later.
by Frank Vinacelli June 07, 2011
When having sex, contact with the males fist into the females nose giving the female a bloody nose. After blood comes out, the males signs his name on the females chest.
"I gave that bitch a poor man's autograph."
by Mysterious John March 15, 2004
Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)
You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!
by Uncle J MythMan January 10, 2011
The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see
by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025
For fucks sake, I only want to add an expression to Urban Dictionary and they are begging my autograph again.
Too many autograph beggar
Too many autograph beggar
by Heyyyyyyyyy March 08, 2023
by Sodathief August 30, 2022
by Realdido November 23, 2023