alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.

Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.

by wplv April 26, 2010

alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007

alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 11, 2017

alarm clock sex

Waking up to sex with you partner.

I was ready to go this morning after alarm clock sex.

by weezy22 June 11, 2011

alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 5, 2006

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015