aardvark 

A very groovy vintage store in Hollywood, CA.

Person #1- Whoa man, where'd you get that rad sweater?
Person #2- I got it at Aardvarks on Melrose!

aardvark by Natalie March 27, 2005

aardvark 

an imaginary animal never seen before.

i was so high last night i saw the aardvark man!!!

aardvark by lilmzrae001 February 12, 2010

aardvark 

some who induldges in cocaine

my dads been hiding in the basement and going all aardvarky

aardvark by Anonymous February 11, 2003

aardvark 

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

aardvark by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

aardvark 

To be hit in the back of the head; To be clubed fatally.

We were playing Halo at chris's house, and jimmy got aardvarked.

aardvark by Como December 9, 2004

Aardvark 

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

Aardvark by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvark 

A girl whose nose is so large, that while doing 69 she penetrates your anus! BTM!

So I was banging the AARDVARK last night and she totally tickled my prostate!

Aardvark by Butch Mathenia August 6, 2006