a.s.s.

awkward side smile.

the a.s.s. is formed when one side of your mouth smiles while the other half remains unmoved. often used when trying to scare people away, because of its extremely awkward appearence. no matter how attractive you are, if used correctly the a.s.s. will transform you into an unworldly awkward specimen.

dude1: "hey man, can i see your a.s.s.?
dude2: "whaatt?"
dude1: "i only meant your awkward side smile. if we're going to this party, you'll need it to avoid talking to ugly ass chicks."

by whore puppy August 14, 2011

A.S.S.

After Sex Snack

I am so hungry after making love. I could go for an A.S.S. right about now!

by ceremyjohen February 8, 2012

A.S.S.

Adequate Sexual Satisfaction

"I mean, don't get me wrong. On a scale, I'd say it was A.S.S."

by dubeornotdube April 22, 2019

A.S.S.

A.S.S. - Anxiety Shit Syndrome

Definition:
Occurs during a time of a pandemic causing an individual to have shit attacks due to being highly anxious. Thus creating TP hoarders to buy excess amounts of toilet paper to wipe their ASS issue.

Holy shit! The world is coming to an end! Where is my TP's?!! I have A.S.S., this shit is coming!

by Blububbles714 March 20, 2020

A.S.S.

Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting (The initials of Adams, Stewart, Sting)

Have you ever heard A.S.S. singing All for love?

by AGreatBigFan November 8, 2010

A.S.S.

Acronym for after school shit.
The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school

"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"
"What? You did someone in the ass?
"No stupid! an After School Shit!"

by DJNigelDigel April 22, 2009

A.S.S. OR ass

Absolutely Shitty Sucky

That movie was ASS

by ibib November 28, 2003