Steve jobs

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.

Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!

by Jacquarda October 22, 2012

Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

by Chiens May 26, 2008

Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011

Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

Steve Jobs

The god of a cult. You have to sacrifice baby goats, while you wear a hat, and you throw it into a trash can. Steve Jobs will get it in the night and then he will feed your family.

Steve jobs is almighty and he FEEDS YOUR FAMILY!

All who aren't with steve jobs are fountain logic thinkers.

Steve Jobs is my life, and he gives me good food.

by Burninjoker December 17, 2010