august 4th is the day you’ll meet your soulmate from being a horn dog 😀 it’s okay though, you guys will fall inlove and only be 4 hours away, same age, two months apart.. the person you fall inlove with will love macadamia nut cookies, have a few tummy issues, an incredible dog<3, and love you no matter what. you’ll know he’s the one because you guys will talk abt the exact day you’ll meet eachother in person. he’ll be the best person in your life no matter the ups or downs, because you love him and he loves you regardless how low you guys feel, you’ll feel it together and be together to help. things around you aren’t going to be perfect, but you two together are and will be forever and always, always and forever 💗
by fire_psycho08 August 3, 2021
Get the august 4thmug. by RobertHzjxystiejd August 4, 2021
Get the August 4thmug. if you were born on this day you have a small dick. your name is probably something stupid and gay like “danny.” you’re probably a lonely stoner who thinks the world revolves around you.
by suckmytoesloser November 3, 2019
Get the August 4thmug. Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th
Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor
Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”
Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor
Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”
Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
by Julie davidson October 16, 2019
Get the August 4thmug. by W33didya January 26, 2022
Get the August 4thmug. Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th
by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021
Get the August 4thmug. August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.
by Piichii May 23, 2021
Get the August 4thmug.