Beef Jerky

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."

by Gavyn August 24, 2004

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?

by Chokiecat March 8, 2019

Beef-Jerkie

A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.

The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"

by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012