Plonked

When something is dumped in front of you.

I will just use whatever is plonked in front of me.

by altm8511 January 16, 2012

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 27, 2004

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier April 3, 2014

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface April 25, 2016

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.

"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."

"Yeah, they really plonked that one."

by skilletzzz November 20, 2018

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.

What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?

by Kit N May 7, 2017