Plonk

When a person attempts to insert a flaccid penis during sex.

"That guy was terrible! He was too drunk and tried to plonk me"

by Butherface May 30, 2016

plonk

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.

"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."

"Yeah, they really plonked that one."

by skilletzzz November 19, 2018

plonk

an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."

You plonk.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

plonk

British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.

What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?

by Kit N May 7, 2017

Plonk

The sound of faeces hitting the water when deficating in a toilet.
verb. "I just had a 1337 plonk man"

"I just had a 1337 plonk man"

by n30x October 17, 2004

Plonk

Verb. To Plonk means to run your fingers through someone's hair.

I went in for a kiss, plonking her. She freaked out. Apparently those chicks have something against touching their manicured hair.

God damnit! I just want to plonk you so bad!

by Ihatepullups December 10, 2010

Plonk

to shit and ejaculate on someones face

dude last night me and amber were doing it and i plonked all over her face.

that girl was a bitch so i plonked on her bed.

by johnnyExpress February 22, 2011