Shmacking up

when someone engages in informal sexual activity, including hooking up and/or oral

Person A: Are you going to that girl's house tonight?
Person B: Yeah bro.
Person A: You gonna Netflix and Chill?
Person B: No bro, we gonna go straight to shmacking up.

by BHPH November 9, 2018

Speaking Computer

The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.

I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022

speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

by danceteach February 11, 2010

Shnacking

Eating while on the shitter.

I just caught Samantha shnacking, she has really given up on life.

by TheShaner August 29, 2016

Slaking

"Pseudo legendary" Pokémon with the truant ability, where it only attacks every other turn.

Slaking is loafing around!

by A random cat from a video game February 19, 2022

spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.

It's your birthday, you know what that means! It's time for the spanking machine.

by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009