squitsy

to squeeze something

' lets have a squitsy on ya jeb end '

by xxwhiteyxx April 24, 2006

ScReAmInG SqUiTs

The name says it all.

Mcdonalds gives me the screaming squits in a short amount of time.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 28, 2003

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

squits

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
liquidised thru posteria for very alarming results. not something one would like wen in the company of a very beautiful specimen!

do u want us to show u or summink???

by durchfall April 13, 2004

Squitoosh

The sound lightning makes

Did y’all hear that SQUITOOSH over yonder?

by Bart blumpkinbubbles June 18, 2020

squito titters

When a female's breasts are so non-existent, the use of "mosquito bites" cannot be used.

Kat's breasts hang in the middle of her chest, and they're not even mosquito bites. They're squito titters.

by pawtce April 13, 2011

Squits

The sudden urge to go to the bathroom after a fart, only to find that only a few splashes of diarrhoea begin oozing from your rectum as you feel 'clogged up'....

"I think that chicken was undercooked, I've been feeling funny but I think I've just had the squits."

by M3ga Bea5t September 20, 2020