by Crassius April 12, 2009
Most often used by stupid people who aren't sure about their spelling but can't think to look it up on the internet.
I stuk (sp?) an appl (sp?) intu (sp?) my uglie (sp?) coont (sp?) !!!!!!!111111oneone1111!!!11!!!!!one
by Mooselord June 29, 2004
Person 1: Hey nice T-shirt!
Person 2: Thank you, actually it's a second-hand T-shirt.
Person 1: I know, you're too poor for more than that.
Person 2: SP !
Person 2: Thank you, actually it's a second-hand T-shirt.
Person 1: I know, you're too poor for more than that.
Person 2: SP !
by Lawrd August 1, 2013
Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
Short for Standard Practice. Often used as a reply by an individual to another who has told a story or described what they have recently done which is deemed as "standard practice". Is often used sarcastically.
by LarryB1234 July 19, 2010
'Suppressive Person' as coined by self-proclaimed Scientologist, Tom Cruise in the ever increasingly popular interview seen on youtube where he can not control his laughter and brags about stopping to help people who are in accidents along the highway.
"They said: 'so, like... have you met an SP?'" <cackling laughs> "And I looked at them and...You know..."
"And I thought how what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day it will be that..." <can't control his laughs> "Wow, SPs, like, they'll just read about those in the history books, you know." --Tom Cruise
"And I thought how what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that. You know what I'm saying? Maybe one day it will be that..." <can't control his laughs> "Wow, SPs, like, they'll just read about those in the history books, you know." --Tom Cruise
by d00db0x January 17, 2008