limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

pig dick

A Police Detective that thinks he knows it all but doesn't really know shit.

That pig dick has been bustin' my balls following me around and bangin' on my front door.

by $crooge May 18, 2006

porch dick

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

by Heydude2015 March 8, 2015

Favre Dick

Synonym for 'little dick'; Having a Penis 3 inches or shorter fully erect.

Damn man, I saw Kevin's dick last night and he has a case of the Favre Dick.

by toadlip October 14, 2010

Dick Dice

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.

"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"

by Gwynnetastic February 28, 2010

Dick head

90% of the urbandictionary editors.

me: hmmm lets see, Flower- something very pretty to look at. I hope they add this very simple, non-insulting, non racist, nice, non pretentious definition.

Editor: WHAT FLOWER?! I'm going to be a complete dick head and reject this definition while I accept the definitions for nigger, coon, porch monkey, chink, beaner, sheboon, etc.. etc...

by African viking asian guy February 6, 2012

Dick Worm

The discharge of Chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn't detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.

Christian played with Sebastian's dick worm all night.

by Vag640 April 25, 2009