Brain Soup 

A human being, more technically a high level competitive athlete or military veteran, that has suffered multiple brain injuries from repeated blows to the head, affected with or exhibiting TES (traumatic encephalopathy syndrome; diagnosis in a living person) Vs CTE (chronic traumatic encephalopathy; postmortem diagnosis.) Quite literally the action of one’s brain dying prematurely as a result of his taking so many blows to the head.

Johnny has brain soup, he has come to this restaurant five days a week for the past decade, yet he asks me where the restroom is every single time he comes here.

Brain Soup by Cugino_di_Carmine December 3, 2021

Brain-dead bozos 

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt

Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤

Brain-dead bozos by Uncle Dimma January 6, 2022

prune brain 

A person whose intelligence is impaired either permanently or temporarily. The latter condition is most often associated with unexpectedly encountering other road traffic whilst sitting in the driving seat of a motor vehicle. See also halfwit moron cretin imbecile boy racer idiot muppet teenager

"No of course I'm not upset that you pulled out of a side road right in front of me, thereby endangering myself and my entire family. Think nothing of it, Prune Brain!"

prune brain by Robo283 April 26, 2008

jit brain 

Compaction of idiot and brain, id'jit, encompassing an unjustified, prevalent dark side which is dangerous to all living things due to mental deficiency.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, et all. are jit brains.
U. S. government post Eisenhower.

jit brain by kent3208 August 20, 2009

Blogger brain 

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...

It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."

Blogger brain by redraider70 January 23, 2010

blue brain 

when a chick gets you mind going about a bunch of kinky shit, and then says "wait i shouldn't have said any of that." Now your mind is going, but you have no release.

Man, last night this girl was talkin up a storm about what she'd do when we got home, then she straight blue brained me on it when it came down to it.

blue brain by C.Diddy May 17, 2010

Hamsta Brain 

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

Hamsta Brain by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011