donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!

I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.

by trip ships September 13, 2021

Punch Tater

Adj. The act of masturbation.

"dude I was going to punch tater almost all night, but got soft to quick ."

by 6r8ph1X October 16, 2008

Falcon Punch

Lighting your hand on fire then punching someone with as much power as possible

“Did you hear Justin got send to the hospital with third degree burns and a concussion”

“Yeah he got Falcon Punched”

by Toadman27 February 21, 2022

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021

The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.

My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018

Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.

"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"

by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021

i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017