cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

cat person by acidaa August 9, 2021

cat sex 

This is the action of 2 masculine male cats having intense anal sexual intercourse.

me: "Hey dude, wanna have cat sex again"
fbi: "No thanks, my Ass hurts from before!"

cat sex by eonisdaddy September 1, 2021

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER 

ANALINGUS and RECTALINGUS.

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.

CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021

cat.boots 

An editor who edits dream smp members such as Fundy

Cat.boots is cool :)

cat.boots by SimplyElii September 12, 2021

Cat Collector 

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.

5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”

Cat Collector by DJ Gello September 13, 2021

Cat Pfp’s 

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.

“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”

Cat Pfp’s by Yicri September 15, 2021

cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole

my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.

cat's asshole by an idiot :) September 16, 2021