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Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.
Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!
Irish Cream Log by Inkk May 1, 2012
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bills cream 

any one of greasy hair products of vain twatty types
why does tricky put so much bills cream on his sweed, he's such a snozztozzle
bills cream by forenzic September 16, 2004
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Ice Cream Holder

A person who is in other words gay. Who tries to hide the fact he/she is but, doesnt quite do it right.
Oh, theres another ice cream holder at it again, he is so gay!

ice-cream-in-the-cone 

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole
"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"

Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.
Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool

ice cream final 

Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.
Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time

Whipped Cream Twist Cone 

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.
Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.
Whipped Cream Twist Cone by Jigger99 November 16, 2011