stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

Pants Full Of Shit Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.

Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.

by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010

pull-pants-down machine

A creation that is now an embarassment to its creator.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

I POOPED MY PANTS

Something Ryan Francis says

I POOPED MY PANTS!
we know Ryan we know...

by AK April 17, 2003

hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Banana inside your Pants.

To Get a Boner.

Dude did that chicks ass give you a "banana inside your pants."

by Yodsa May 29, 2010

Half Shit My Pants

An event that is between a wet fart and full blown shitting yourself. Poo was contained between your buttocks and you were able to make it to a restroom to finish and cleanup.

I half shit my pants today, but I was able to make it to the bathroom.

by Bbo1234 November 2, 2022