dick money 

(n.) A type of currency associated with a man's genitalia. It can be used instead of cash, change, debit cards, credit cards, checks or money orders. Only accepted at certain locations; examples include but are not limited to The Gap, Denny's, Turtle Bay Tavern NYC, Plan Parenthood. Dick Money is typically created after a woman performs oral sex on a man - turning his dick into a commodity of wealth.

Sal: Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Austin: Nah man I'm broke.
Sal: Just have some bitch suck your dick.
Austin: Hell yeah...I'm gonna get me that dick money.

dick money by kdubs1021 June 10, 2011

eddy money 

One of the swaggiest dudes to come out a moms pussy.
Peace of Mind type of dude.
Gets bitches on the low.
This dude will marry his best friend that is a girl.

Swagggiee motherfucker

Eddy Money is the man.

eddy money by Swagggiee March 15, 2015

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK! by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008

trick money 

the money earned by doing tricks or cheating with someone is called trick money

"Ai yo,Buck just give my trick money back to me"!

trick money by Ra Skull July 13, 2010

cash money 

a group of 5 individuals that are clearly cash money, mermaid, akate, cash, colester and prima. dont mess with us we will have a cash money dance party that will cramp your style yo.

money cash money cash tannerss
you know those girls, they are CASH MONEY!

cash money by xtina cashhh January 22, 2008

show me the money 

when inserting your thumb in to the anal passage whilst simultaneously shoving your index and forefinger in the clunge, you then proceed to rub thumb and fingers together shouting "ching ching"

show me the money honey "ching chimg"

show me the money by robwright111121 October 3, 2008

Mo- Money 

cool
Tall
Funny
Black

"I'm Mo-Money for life!"

Mo- Money by Mohamed Sillah May 5, 2005