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Tomie's Mom

A bitter bitch who throws rocks at children.
Once a Tomie's Mom always a Tomie's Mom.

Today I ran into the biggest Tomie's Mom.

I was at the bar and I saw this lady, she was being such a Tomie's Mom.
by Tomiesmom May 15, 2018
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Mom's Paschetti

The vagina of your best friends mother. Something you would eat out, or insert you penis into.
Me: I'm finna eat ya Mom's Paschetti
Thomas: What?
Me: mhm
by Chekeks May 21, 2018
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Step mom

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter
my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.
by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020
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Ur mom

A dead meme that only cringey 6 year olds use anymore.
Bruh did he just say "ur mom"? What a loser
by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
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Your mom

Something all 5th graders say at least 754683 times every minute.
Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom
by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020
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James’ mom

Like a “Karen,” but sluttier.
That girl is such a Jamesmom.
by HoneyD$$ September 18, 2020
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jeef's mom

probably fat like her stupid dumb son. What kind of name is jeef anyway like the fuck?
ME: How dumb do you think jeef's mom is?
Everyone except jeef: very.
by YVNG P00T October 21, 2020
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