nine toed woman. 

a woman with only 9 toes. 5 on one foot and 4 on the other.

Walter: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

nine toed woman. by Mr. Kay November 15, 2006

Toein' Out 

When a female exhibits an excess of Camel Toe. Main causes include spandex and outstretched female genitalia.

Dude, it was like a dessert at the gym today: so many girls were toein' out.

Toein' Out by Adam Jackson34 December 16, 2008

Chicken Toes 

A person, ususally a male, who has skinny, discombobulated long toe nails that cut through sheets, jeans, and in severe cases leather shoes.

Damn last night I took this fine ass brother home and he cut up my legs with his freakin chicken toes!

Chicken Toes by Spaztaztic September 1, 2006

toegasm 

the feeling you get when you walk barefoot through squishy mud.

As I walked through the muck barefoot, it squoze up inbetween my toes giving me a toegasm

toegasm by qwug July 28, 2006

Toed 

To poke somebody in the vagina

I toed a girl

Toed by Agfhdkyebsnajshsn January 8, 2017

toeshit 

A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.

25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are

toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

Closed-Toed 

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

Closed-Toed by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017