Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

Tom

Absolute simp who out there saving these hoes that will never reciprocate his perversive lust. A master of back and forth hand action never before seen.

tom said he'd be on tonight but I guess he's got other plans

by MaryBal January 1, 2020

Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.

Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.

by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011

tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever

tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

by joely955 May 17, 2021