[One Armer]
When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.
[One Armer] by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008
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one downer
An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
one downer by Beatreese October 11, 2009
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one-to-ten
The amount of seconds after any minute that have passed when you end a cell call using daytime minutes and realize that roger's just charged you for a whole extra minute for that incredibly short span of time. This is usually followed by a very short depression, including reflecting on what you could have done in order to shorten your conversation by that amount of time.
Jim looked at his phone after calling bill. His call time was 3:02. He promptly palmed himself in the forehead, realizing he was within one-to-ten.
one-to-ten by sike moda November 17, 2009
One Nip Slip
One Nip Slip by bzz9695 March 23, 2010
One-Run Stand
I met this chick yesterday at the race and after chowing down some free food, I had a one-run stand.
One-Run Stand by sixshooter April 6, 2010
One Date Stand
Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
One Date Stand by bubbabear244 December 27, 2010