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Superstar Dick 

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.
Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.
Superstar Dick by megyqc December 16, 2011

two dick mouth 

A mouth that can comfortable hold two dicks. Also called a 'TDM.'
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."

Dude2: "A what?"

Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."

Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
two dick mouth by Coosey Junt December 14, 2013

Gnat dick 

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.
1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
Gnat dick by Nobli July 2, 2015

ombre dick 

A penis that has a light-colored tip that gradually becomes darker as you move towards the base of the shaft
girl 2: Did you hook up with Brad last night? How was it?!
girl 1: It was insane! He has an ombre dick!
ombre dick by giraffe112 September 5, 2015

nasty dick 

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.
"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"
nasty dick by Big~D September 7, 2015

popular dick

When a girl wants to have sex with a guy only because he's popular
P1:"Why did Stacey and Kayden get back together?"

P2:"I guess she loves taking popular dick."