David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

Pussy timing

Pussy timing: something said when your on a womens time

“Bitch you on pussy timing”

Translation: “bitch you on my time”

by Janiya Kearney April 6, 2022

Under Time

Running your route before 8 hours gives you Under Time.

Smokey runs his route everyday and has Under Time

by Mattatat25 March 9, 2022

tail time

The time when Gex is existing

“It’s tail time!”
-Gex, 1998

by The God of Mediocrity March 10, 2022

Time fuse

Step 1) When you unroll half of the toilet paper.

Step 2) Delicately wipe your ass.

Step 3) Re-roll it like a brand new roll.

Step 4) Leave for unsuspecting victim.

Credit to: Jimmy 51-50

Bro, I just time fused Laura’s bathroom!

by DingleberryRock March 16, 2022

Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.

The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

ash time

When you say give me a few seconds but in reality is like 5 minutes and you don't realize it.

Dude, you are running on ash time!

by OdinJS November 11, 2021