dad

The man who won the award for 'longest time spent at the store' with a total of 15 years.

I wonder when my dad's gonna get back from the store.

by ponybalogna November 10, 2018

Your dad

Gone.

Your dads gone 💀

by Lëé June 27, 2022

Dad

(V.) to create an environment for friends or family that makes you seem like a megacunt for bossing someone else around extremely

Your brother is cool and call, but if you dont stop smoking weed he is going to dad you and ruin the mood

by Mikexer March 3, 2017

bathroom dad

To make change and strive for what others could not in and out of the stall.

Damn, bro really be a bathroom dad outchea…

by ArtificialIntelligenceHere May 18, 2023

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird

Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!

by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022