steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019

dick riding

when you “gayly support, glaze, and follow a nigga 24/7 like your his boyfriend when he can provide for his own self but you didn’t care because you like munching meat”

bro: yea i gotta make sure he alright he got aura

me: nigga that’s “dick riding”

by dicedontcare October 1, 2025

polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

by odddlly September 5, 2025

riding a phrase

when someone uses someone else's answer that they have heard before to a question they were asked, especially if it was a smart/witty answer.

john: "so how are things working out for you with jane?"
bill: "we're fine as two fine things on table."

after a few minutes.

kurt: "how are the kids?"
bill: "they're fine as two fine things on a table."
kurt: "hey! bill said the same thing to me earlier. don't go riding a phrase, bill."

by dvora levite April 27, 2010

Ride or Die

Dylan Lewis and Noah Gashi

"Bonnie and Clyde? Bonnie died in the end. Noah and Dylan are the definition of ride or die

by aaa_1918 August 7, 2021

Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb

“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy”

by NSV1983 June 8, 2025

Stinging your ride

A 90s term for fucking your getaway driver, particularly before or after a heist

Damn, Max, stop stinging your ride! We need her to drive later.

by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024