penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey November 20, 2015

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

Penis Patter

Someone who is super proud of how much of a dick they are.

"John just totally Tweeted about how he kicked my dog so hard he cried."
"Wow, what a penis patter."

by InsignisMemoria March 29, 2016

Brandens penis

Massive horse cock, will absolutely rip apart your ass hole

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis

by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018

slippery penis

1.A really wet, moist, succulent penis.
2. Penis covered in so much cum that it falls right out of your hand.

"She had a hard time gripping my slippery penis."

by AsushiScreams July 18, 2017

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

penis dust

The particles left on a man's hands when he doesn't wash them after a pee.

"Don't buy that lettuce. It's been fondled and certainly has penis dust on it."

by Kris in Alaska August 26, 2017