Ben-job 

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose

dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?

Ben-job by JPOIJODFXERSursgctrawexsd December 17, 2008

Cob Job

Similiar to a blowjob except the chick sucks on the dick sideways, making the dick hit the inner cheek.

This time Maria gave me a Cob Job not a blowjob, its was diverse.

Cob Job by Tyler B January 22, 2005

hum-job 

A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.

Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!

hum-job by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

Boot Job 

The act in which a man is havng a foursome in which one women is giving head while the other two are simotaneously taking off his ski boots. The ecstasy is said to be too much for one man to handle...

Hey bra, after getting first tracks on the mountain i met three girls and got a bomb ass Boot Job.

Boot Job by umichmatt January 8, 2010

state job

Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.

"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"

state job by Anonymous August 21, 2003

spoon job 

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

spoon job by DeepThort December 13, 2008

Blow Job Lottery 

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

Blow Job Lottery by Hector Barbosa August 3, 2010