beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.

Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”

by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020

Beat friend

Someone who would do anything for you, cares for you, and also follows you on social media like Twitter

My beat friend Cameron sent me a funny tweet.

by Ernfern May 11, 2020

Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

On beat

Used to describe something that is just right, cool, perfect, or trendy. Similar to dope.

That’s on beat. Those pants are on beat. That sandwich was on beat.

by guccigangandrea May 22, 2020

beat around the Busch

To be evasive when questioned as to whether you've been drinking, or when asked if you have an alcohol problem.

It's unfortunate dat da inebriated Ethan Couch wasn't pulled over prior to his crashing into those other vehicles, or said accident might never have happened, since da cop would have seen dat he was very definitely "half in da bag" and prevented him from driving any further... Ethan would likely have performed a classic "beat around the Busch" routine, though, if a cop had asked him if he'd "had a few" that night.

by QuacksO May 29, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

beat em up

A game genre where you're meant to learn weapon combos to defeat a large horde of enemies, usually in a 3d space, to progress to the next area, but everyone just mashes buttons instead of actually playing. Don't lie, you know you've never taken the time to actually learn a combo in a beat em up that has more than 2 buttons in it.

"there's a new beat em up coming out" "why are you playing beat em ups, go do something fun" "beat em ups have no depth"

by Chiggun July 25, 2020