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Ed-Head

A person who is a frequent user of marijuana edibles. Generally a non-smoker, specifically uses weed through eating edibles.
We were huge ed-heads last night!
Sarah doesn’t smoke weed, she’s just an ed-head!
by andrepihaf July 2, 2023
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seasonal head

The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.
“So, you only get head during the solstices or equinoxes?”

“Yes, Karen, it’s called seasonal head.”
by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019
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clear-headed

To be clear-headed (or clear-minded) is to remain in a state of mind where one is free of negative, irrational, anxious and desirous thoughts.

When you are clear-headed you feel calm, rational, and completely aware and focused on the present moment. You are not preoccupied with any heavy or extraneous thoughts. You do not react, instead you proact.

This state of mind can be commonly experienced after sexual intercourse or after an intense nourishing workout. Other reliable ways of becoming clear-headed include intermittent fasting, going on a ketogenic diet, meditating, and practicing mindfulness. Alternatively, practicing catharsis can induce a temporary clear-headed state.

Things that prevent one from becoming clear-headed include: browsing social media, reading the latest news, eating lots of unhealthy sugary foods, and staying indoors all day.

The opposite of clear-headedness is brain fog.
After upon sudden realization that his life was like a ball of tangled yarn, Tom had enough. Firstly, he cut off all the sugary snacks and drinks he'd been eating every day and started going on a keto diet. He then managed to work out at the gym at least 5 days a week. He also deleted all his social media apps and anything else that was a distraction to his life.

After a month, Tom was not only healthy physically, but he was also in a clear-headed mental state. He could think clearly and rationally, and nothing could agitate him anymore.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 24, 2019
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Cutie Head

by OSSM15 October 30, 2019
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Turtle Head

When you get home after a long day needing to take a gargantuan shit and so you run to the toilet and knock over your kid in the hallway and slam the bathroom door shut and wait for that sweet sweet moment when you gloriously defecate all over the bathroom but instead end up straining your asscheeks for an hour only for a tiny ass piece of shit to slightly poke its way out of your asshole. That piece of shit is called a turtle head and know you have to choose to behead your turtle either by straining your asscheeks closed or pulling the piece of shit out with your fingers and now your hand smells of ass and your kid is crying in the hallway and you still have to make dinner and oh fuck why am I still alive
Mom: Jimothy, alight from your dwelling in order to receive nutrition handcrafted by your own mother.
Jimothy, tearfully: Mother, how I wish to fulfill that which you have requested of me! But alas, I am unable to, for I am stuck in the predicament of having to deal with a Turtle Head!
Mother, wailing: Jimothy, my dear beloved son! How I weep for you! How I mourn! That you should have to deal with such an ordeal! I am so deeply sorry, but alas, am unable to help.
by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
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Snowy Head

When a guy puts his own sperm in his mouth and goes down on a woman to eat her pussy out thereby impregnating her.
Sarah:Ooh I just saw Amy and Jake go to the bathroom of the bar with a filled condom!!
Jessica:Nice spot,he's probably giving her Snowy Head.
by Equilibrium69 November 9, 2020
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bruck head

yo this guy is a fucking bruck head
by topman.ak December 3, 2020
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