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smashmouth 

To shove food into your face hole with intentional force.
I smashmouthed three slices of pizza at lunch today.

smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.
smashmouth by killer kenny May 17, 2007
man i'm so smashed i couldn't afford a 2 dollar whore
smashed by deeno October 27, 2007
When you just crap all over your in your pants and it is a poopy mess.
Mike was laughing at me so hard that he smashed himself.
Smashed by johny man May 4, 2006
a nickname of an extremely cocky,salty, and toxic person in the group of your friends.
Maybe hes the Sasha in our team?
sasha by ShadowPerson999 April 9, 2017

cake smashing 

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing
"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"
cake smashing by Sowjoji July 27, 2014
A word used to describe melee attacks in the popular First-Person Shooter "Halo 2". It can also be used as a game setting in said shooter, where players have no energy shields and are equipped only with Plasma Pistols. This forces players to rely purely on melee attacks and grenades to defeat opponents.
Adam: Agh! You hit me from behind with your stupid shotgun!
Paul: Smashy smashy!!
smashy by KingPhoenix May 25, 2005