Pete Townshend Moment 

When a middle-age, very white man accidentally exposes his belly between his shirt and pants.

(while climbing a ladder in mixed company) "Oh, pardon me. I'm having a Pete Townshend moment."

Pete Townshend Moment by Steerpike022 February 14, 2010

Kodiak Moment 

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

Kodiak Moment by Fanster March 25, 2007

PAGE 10 MOMENT 

A defining moment when you realize the gods are aligned against you in pursuit of a goal...That and the realization that your handlers/advisors are either stupid or covertly sabotaging you.In either case they should all be fired.

ANCHORMAN:"Subsequent candidates looking to challenge SENATOR CLINTON have all suffered a PAGE 10 MOMENT. Leaving her little choice but to polish her acceptance speech."

PAGE 10 MOMENT by L.MARTIN December 7, 2005

Reddit moment 

(1) The act of falsely accusing/convicting someone innocent and bullying him until he commits suicide.
(2) When something is pog.

(1) "Damn, he fucking killed himself. Now that's a reddit moment!"
(2) "The boyardee bandit is a reddit moment because it's pog."

Reddit moment by #Koni2012 August 14, 2020

geritol moment 

a moment in time where your brain fades and you cannot remember what you were saying, or cannot recall the meaning of something important. similar to a blond moment, but caused by age rather than hair color. sometimes occurs due to being impaired by weed, alcohol, or meds

me: yo, what was the name of that chick I banged in your parents bed? the hot one with the great titties? shit! what was her name?!
you: damn dude, you having a geritol moment? that was Stacy and she was outrageous!!

geritol moment by socalratman January 25, 2007

tumbleweed moment 

A tumbleweed moment is when someone says something awkward and nobody says anything for some time.

Person 1: OMG I just got a pet dog, I love him so much!
Person 2: I know right, I love dogs too! They taste especially great in gravy.
Person 1: Um...
Person 3: What a tumbleweed moment.

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tumbleweed moment by WantANaziCookie? January 10, 2011

Allie Moment Syndrome 

where your brain stops functioning for a split second. in its early stages this may only happen once or twice a week but as it starts to spread through your body these "allie moments" start to become more frequent until nearly all brain waves are intercepted or damaged. no cure has been found yet but the AMS Research Group are doing all they can to find it.

Person 1: Bye
Person 2: See you later ab........bie
Person 1: Why did you pause?
Person 2: My doctor thinks i have Allie Moment Syndrome
Person 1: I'm really sorry to hear that

Person 2: You might wanna get tested

Allie Moment Syndrome by booshman July 14, 2010